Santa Gulabo Ke Ghar Par Jakar Darvaja Khatkhata Gulabo Boli 'Kaun Hai?' Santa Bola 'Main' Gulabo Boli 'Main Kaun?' Santa: Lo Bolo Ullu Ki Patthi Tu Gulabo Aur Kaun?
Ek Din Santa Jangal Ke Raste Se Ja Raha Tha "To Chudail Ne Use Roka Aur Kaha Ha Ha Ha..Main Chudail Hu" Santa Bola "Mujhe Pata Hai Kyonki Teri Ek Bahan Meri Bivi Hai
Santa: Main Bas Men Chadhu Ya Bas Mujhpe Donon Men Kya Fark Hai? Banta: Koi Fark Nahin Hai Santa: Kyon? Banta: Kyonki Donon Bar Tikat Teri Hi Kategi
Pulis Santa Ke Ghar Ki Talashi Lene Pahunche Aur Kaha "Hamen Khabar Mili Hai Ki Tumhare Ghar Men Visfotak Samagri Hai" Santa Ne Jawab Diya "Ha Khabar To Pakki Hai Lekin Vo Abhi Mayke Gayi Hai"
Santa: Main Jito Ki Vajah Se Nark Jaunga Mujhe Roj Jhut Bolna Padta Hai Banta: Kyon? Santa: Roj Taiyar Hokar Puchti Hai Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
Bhikhari: Sahab 20 Rupaye Do Chay Pini Hai Santa: Lekin Chay To 10 Rupaye Ki Milti Hai? Bhikhari: Sahab Garlfrend Bhi Piyegi Santa: Are Wah Bhikhari Ne Garlfrend Bana Li? Bhikhari: Nahin Sahab Garlfrend Ne Bhikhari Bana Diya